Possession of a loaded VCR
Smuggling of VCR Scheduling codes across the border
Replacing magnetic tape with plastic
Forgetting to rewind a rented VHS tape (Truly evil)
Criticizing the RCA AV format
Saying Macrovision is "trying to screw up my tapes"
Assuming that PAL is better than NTSC
Saying that 30 Rockefeller Plaza "doesn't even look that good"
Thinking that CIFI doesn't exist or is a parody of the FBI