Yeah, first of all, I should stop using the "Still alive" stuff everywhere. Second, as you can see, I'm not DEAD. (...). Now, seeing the "last updated" thing reported as 2 months ago is kind of embarassing, I know. But trust me, or maybe DON'T trust me, my updating schedule is as good as my cable provider's. And if you're asking where I've been, I've been in a digital torture chamber called HTML grids. Believe me, they're worse than this site's built-in code. My toaster had more features. Really hope 1999 will bring a better toaster, I hope it will also come with a Y2K bug patch floppy too. Next thing they'll be doing is adding the "dotcom" to your cellphone. This whole BOOM really feels like a boom waiting to be reversed into bankruptcy. You've got pets.com feeling like they're the next Bell Labs inventing the transistor even though they haven't even proved to the bean counters they can actually maintain their stuff and sell a product. This ain't good. Okay, I'll stop. Now, good news. I got something special. He's the host with the most. He likes food but he's not a hoot. He's lowly and likes ravioli. Doc said he's banned in 25 US states for driving a sofa in a school zone with an activated flux capacitor. The nerds say that he turned a fridge into a CPU cooler. It's my dog. Because of legal reasons (my dog is my landlord. A friend's cat gave him the trick), I'm hereby dedicating a page to my dog to inspire other members of the canine species or their fellow animal friends to make websites of their own. Just don't overload the servers.
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